Not smart enough to lie about his injured ankle. That was the Hail Mary defense Todd Romero tossed up, trying to steal workers-compensation money for a supposedly injured ankle.
Insurance fraudsters like Romero often doll out brainless excuses when trying to vindicate their criminal behavior to investigators, judges or curious onlookers.
Errant birds, blood-sucking insects, multiple-personality disorder and too dumb. These are just some of the daffy defenses fraudsters peddle when cornered and trying — with a straight face — to explain unexplainable insurance cons that lurched out of control.
Investigators quickly see through paper-thin excuses. Claim denied, scam busted.
Take Romero. The Louisiana offshore oil worker lied that he hurt his left ankle while stepping onto a well platform from a crew boat in the Black Bayou. He started hauling in workers-compensation money for his injury.
Romero’s doctor told him to wear an orthopedic boot. Romero kept trying to find docs who’d give him a more-serious diagnosis — bigger injury equals bigger insurance money.
Yet video caught Romero pushing his truck, and walking normally without the boot. His employer denied his claim and accused him of fraud.
Romero lacked “mental acuity” to commit fraud, he desperately contended in court when confronted with the footage. After all, Romero was age 22 before he graduated from high school, he said. In other words, he wasn’t smart enough to be crooked.
Yet Romero earned a professional license and hydraulic crane operator card, and was certified as a first-aid responder. Claim denied in a civil suit.
Burglar and victim?
Then there’s the strange case of Elvis hobbyist Herbert Stewart. Thieves ransacked the Bethlehem Township, Pa. man’s home, he told his insurer. Nearly $7,000 of Elvis records, pictures and other memorabilia were lifted.
Stewart hid the stuff in his closet the whole time. For some reason he never thought insurance investigators actually would look for the stuff. They quickly found his Elvis stash, leaving Stewart to explain away his false claim in court.
He has multiple-personality disorder, Stewart told the judge. One personality was the burglar, and the other was the victim. Stewart’s medicines weren’t working, thus freeing his thief personality to rob his insurer. Stewart received six months of probation.
“Stop listening to the other guy. Alright?” the judged ordered.
It’s unclear which personality is serving the sentence.
Tried to save woman?
“If there were a Mount Rushmore of bad luck I think Andy House’s face would be on it,” federal prosecutor Chris Tortorice said.Anthony Thomas’s arson plot was cooked, and his excuse was half-baked. The New Orleans landlord burned down his duplex apartment, receiving a little insurance money for lost rental income.
A buddy rented an apartment in a house. He wanted to make an inflated insurance claim for damaged furniture. So they decided to burn down the entire house.
The crony splattered gasoline throughout the home and set the fire. The blaze lurched out of control, leaving Thomas trapped inside.
He barely escaped. He had serious burns and spent 60 days in the hospital’s burn unit. Investigators were curious how Thomas and the house were burned at precisely the same time.
Um, well, Thomas tried to save a woman trapped in a burning car near the apartment, he said. No go, the court retorted. Thomas has permanent burn scars, and no insurance money. He’ll have 17 years in federal prison to rethink his excuses.
“He did not gain anything from it,” his perplexed attorney John Hall Thomas said. “It’s difficult to understand why he did this.”
Veered into marsh
Blame an errant pelican and mosquito hoards, Andy House told insurance investigators probing why his $1-million Bugatti Veyron veered into a salty East Texas marsh to its doom.
Only 300 Veyrons were made. They were geared to reach 250 mph. House over-insured the car for $2.2 million and stood to make a hefty profit if his insurer paid the damage claim.
So House roared down a straightaway and calmly veered into the murky goo. He left the motor running, pulling salt water into the engine — effectively flooding and totaling the car.
A low-flying pelican suddenly swooped in front of the Veyron, House told his insurer. He jerked the car to avoid the bird, accidentally barreling into the swamp. House said he left the engine running because he was too busy swatting mosquitos in the boggy goo.
Yet in a fit of incredibly unlucky timing, a car enthusiast saw the Bugatti jetting down the road. Awed, he whipped out his cellphone to capture the rare moment. He recorded House zooming down the road and smoothly ploughing into the lagoon. No pelicans in sight, no sharp veering.
The video became an online sensation. Car lovers winced over the Bugatti’s demise. It also was one of the most-expensive crashes of a single car in history.
Investigators quickly discovered the video during an online search.
Birds and bugs didn’t wash with the court. House was left with a sodden $1-million wreck, a year in federal prison, and must repay the $600,000 insurance settlement. He also has a permanent place in the notorious Insurance Fraud Hall of Shame.
“If there were a Mount Rushmore of bad luck I think Andy House’s face would be on it,” federal prosecutor Chris Tortorice said.